The FrumSatire Archive tisha bav Next in Tisha B’Av & Fast Days →Why this was the best Tisha B’av ever. Or, for no reasonRandom Gournisht Letters to the Editor 14 letters since 2013 The real reason we fast is because we feel guilty if we don’t. (Those who don’t fast have evolved beyond this kind of guilt…) Reply Yea this is my first year I plan on not fasting, as much as I may want our historic bbq stand to return. Reply I guess it’s kind of like eating corn on Pesach. Reply absolutely. Reply shkoyach. Tisha b’av is the only day I can handle serious posts. I’ll read this tomorrow. Reply ur so interesting dan Reply All of the above. And the Artscroll gemarah hate. Of course. Reply take it easy shragi Reply Not to sound Third Reich-ish, but I blame the Jews. Reply fuck u cough k Reply Hey, at least we don’t throw stones at each other’s synagogues–at least not yet! Reply Synagogues, maybe not. But there’s been plenty of stones thrown at cars and people Reply yeah, what’s the point of throwing stones at synogogues. Walls don’t bleed. Reply Thank you, Heshy. Reply Write a letter to the editor Cancel replyComment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
The real reason we fast is because we feel guilty if we don’t. (Those who don’t fast have evolved beyond this kind of guilt…) Reply
Yea this is my first year I plan on not fasting, as much as I may want our historic bbq stand to return. Reply
The real reason we fast is because we feel guilty if we don’t. (Those who don’t fast have evolved beyond this kind of guilt…)
Yea this is my first year I plan on not fasting, as much as I may want our historic bbq stand to return.
I guess it’s kind of like eating corn on Pesach.
absolutely.
shkoyach.
Tisha b’av is the only day I can handle serious posts. I’ll read this tomorrow.
ur so interesting dan
All of the above. And the Artscroll gemarah hate. Of course.
take it easy shragi
Not to sound Third Reich-ish, but I blame the Jews.
fuck u cough k
Hey, at least we don’t throw stones at each other’s synagogues–at least not yet!
Synagogues, maybe not. But there’s been plenty of stones thrown at cars and people
yeah, what’s the point of throwing stones at synogogues. Walls don’t bleed.
Thank you, Heshy.