Tag: sukkos
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
What to do with a used Lulav?
It's the day after, we are tired. The Sukkah is put away (I hope). We survived Tishrei, barely. And for the first time in…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
How to shake a lulav
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
Bio-engineers caught making esrogim with unusually weak pitoms
A ring of bio engineers has been discovered to be a part of a major Esrog scam by authorities in Israel. Information about Esrogim…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
Video of me Lulav and Etrog shopping in Crown Heights
Matthue Roth of My Jewish Learning asked me if I would go lulav and esrog shopping in Crown Heights so they could make a…
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Rosh Hashana & Yom Kippur
Best ways to mess with BT’s during the High Holidays
Sequel to the original Best ways to mess with BT's post. Tell them that you cannot eat anything on succos resembling an etrog for…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
Video of the Crown Heights Simchas Bais Hashoeva
This is the only video I could really put up but it pretty much shows what goes on- a happy time of dancing and…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
How do shake your lulav? (video)
For all of you who don't already know- I have an extensive collection of my own videos as well as my favorites on You…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
Hoshana Rabba Hilarity
We shake our lulavs for 7 days straight and then we bang our hoshanas for 3 seconds. I thought of that while I was…
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December Dilemmas
Israelis decorate their sukkah with Christmas decorations
I found out that in Israel many people use old Christmas decorations sold in the shuk for Sukkos decorations. Apparently they are sold at…
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Music, Movies & Pop Culture
Why do cheesy carnivals and uncle moishy come to mind?
Whenever I think of lame Chol Hamoed Sukkos I think of Uncle Moishy and closed off streets in Borough Park filled with cheesy rides…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
I would rather stomachs poking me then lulavs
A protruding stomach covered in the smooth material of a bekishe bumped into me, and begged me to push the line a long. The…
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Sukkos & Simchas Torah
How do you shake your lulav?
So there you are standing in shull about to shake your lulav and boom you notice the guy in front of you shaking it…
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Jewish Life
Frum Satire Videos of recent note
I am always posting videos to my you tube account, here are two of recent note. The first is pertaining to the recent artscroll/Birnbaum…
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Rosh Hashana & Yom Kippur
I can never find my place in Slichos!!!
You know how I can tell the high holiday season is upon us? Besides for the fact that I just clopped my chest a…