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Hat Tip – Jewschool
This has been going around for the past few years, and today was featured on Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/hanukkah.asp
Safe-treif?
The rest of the story:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/hanukkah.asp
This has been going around for the past few years, and today was featured on Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/hanukkah.asp
It’s not chazer. This is a relative of the (Mr. Ken) Ham who’s building the Teva in Kentucky
smack your hams, give it a good smakin, thats how you know its a good one, smack it
The “Great for Ramadan” (and doubly wrong) version showed up a couple years ago.
doesn’t fry all that well. The sisterhood at the reform shul much prefer buckets of KFC for the congregation’s Friday night dinner on Hanukkah.
It reminds me of an advertisement which I once saw , which said the Pig wishes you a happy chanukah . It was an advertisement for the store Piggly Wiggly.
“A happy Chanukah to you, too,” I would say to the pig.”Please don’t be offended if I don’t shake hands.”
This is just SOOOO wrong! :^O
Sacrilegious! Speaking of which, there is a Holocaust book called Alone in the Forest who’s author writes how she overheard a Nazi asking another Nazi how the war is going? The Nazi responded “Thank God it’s going well.” I guess you can find strange statements in all areas….
Celebrate the TRUE spirit of Hanukkah! EAT HAM!! http://j3w.it/195
…Perfect for a delightful Chanukah party or just a relaxed Yom Kippur brunch!
Part of my job involves monitoring political polls over the phone. At a certain time of the year we will hire any warm body, so I hear some interesting things. One of the worst I heard was a nice enough employee in his 40s asking a respondent about the tax-funded display of a “MIN-er-UH” in public places.
Of course the word was actually “menorah” as I went and told him after the poll was done so he’d pronounce it right the next time it came up in a script. I said: “The word is pronounced ‘men-NOR-uh'” and he looked at me blankly. I said “MENORAH, you know, that thing that Jews have?” He was like “What?” I said “You know those candle things that Jews light?! For Chanukah?!” He truly had no idea what the heck I was talking about.
Totally serious response, he also wrote down the phonetics carefully: “You don’t say!” He’s a great worker though, very diligent. But I can totally imagine someone like him printing out these babies and putting them up all over a store, truly clueless that there was anything amiss.